How To Count Blackjack Cards Online

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By Tim Johnson

Published: December 22, 2009

Oh my God it is Christmas again, time for the never ending stream of well wishing and gifts that go straight into that special drawer at home. Sure for those of us with kids we gain our pleasure from watching their little angelic faces as they open their gifts only to proclaim that what we have bought is neither cool nor trendy. When all that pleasure is done and dusted what do we do next? how do we recover from the low that is the 26th of December.

I have managed to make myself depressed writing that, never mind “Tally Ho” as the English Lord would say and lets move onto how we can improve things, Just like the four men from the film the Hangover, lets see what we can do to have some fun, of course minus the mind altering drugs that is.

If you read the title then you already know what the answer is, yes it is time to play some online casino games. If you didn’t know that was coming then it is time for you to go and sit quietly in a dark corner somewhere so you cannot harm yourself.

So do you have your notepad ready? are you eager to write down the secrets? what software you need to make online slots payout every time you play and how to count cards playing online blackjack? if you just opened notepad then you need to go and join our buddies in that dark corner. Really did you think? If I knew that would I be sitting here writing such wonderfully entertaining material or would I be having a dinner party for all my Hollywood friends? exactly.

Right so the crazy people are sitting comfortably in the dark corner waiting for the amazing software to be delivered. Now we can get onto what is important when you come to play at an online casino, no get rich quick schemes just the info that will give you the edge when you play.

There is no magic bullet that will make you a casino millionaire overnight, if you try one you will end up as a small mound of dirt in the Nevada desert somewhere. There is however some info that will help you to even the odds a bit when you start to play at an online casino. The important thing to grasp now is that all casinos have a payout percentage, this is usually set to about 98% when you spread out over all the game types.

If you are not currently sitting in the corner playing with your toes then you will have no trouble grasping that if you doubled your own money the house edge would remain at 2% however if you take advantage of a casino bonus and double your money with the casinos own cash then you have a house edge of 2% on free money. This can be burned to add the 2% to your real cash and make for a casino payout of 100%. Keeping up?

Obviously any casino would very quickly go bust if they did this every day so what they do is impose what is known as a wager requirement. This varies from casino to casino but means you have to play the winnings from your bonus cash maybe 20 times. Sound like it is not worth the effort? If you choose your game carefully and do not get carried away this is quite easy to achieve.

The one thing that is certain is that the more you play the more your priority will shift from getting free cash and trying to beat the house to enjoying the casino itself. At this point as long as you treat the money you spend as an entertainment cost you are a winner. Any winnings you get are a pure bonus.

So before we finish lets get back to that software that will make online slots payout and help you count cards online. Are you kidding me? you still believe me? I think there is still a little room left in that dark corner over there but before you go, make sure you a have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy New Year.

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